wonderbiscuit
Feb 11 2008, 12:12 AM
Got any good Chuck Norris jokes? post 'em here!
Did you know that chuck norris uses 8 by 10 plywood for toilet paper?
O!J4switchfoot
Feb 11 2008, 12:26 AM
http://www.switchfoot.com/community/index....ost&p=81818My favorite from that is "Chuck norris got into a car accident, where he lost both his arms and legs, and still managed to walk it off."
jillellen
Feb 11 2008, 02:12 AM
Oh man....chuck norris jokes, and i thought i was rid of all this sillyness but...
Did you know:
Chuck Norris went on vacation to The Virgin Islands and when he came back, they were just The Islands
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
haha
relientfoot94
Feb 11 2008, 02:13 AM
^lol! those are great...
caleb
Feb 11 2008, 02:29 AM
ditto, those where hilarious
Lindsay
Feb 11 2008, 09:31 PM
well I meant to post hear since this was a newer thread but I put mine in the old one. oops.
DerRelienT
Feb 11 2008, 09:34 PM
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he can't push himself up. He just pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
The boogeyman check under his bed every night before he goes to sleep for chuck norris
Chuck norris doesn't hunt, he kills.
andy
Feb 12 2008, 09:34 AM
*MOVED TO
RANDOMNESS FORUM*
Ang
Feb 12 2008, 02:46 PM
Behind Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin, it's another fist.
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