Got any good Chuck Norris jokes? post 'em here!

Did you know that chuck norris uses 8 by 10 plywood for toilet paper?

http://www.switchfoot.com/community/index....ost&p=81818

My favorite from that is "Chuck norris got into a car accident, where he lost both his arms and legs, and still managed to walk it off."

Oh man....chuck norris jokes, and i thought i was rid of all this sillyness but...
Did you know:
Chuck Norris went on vacation to The Virgin Islands and when he came back, they were just The Islands
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

haha

^lol! those are great...

ditto, those where hilarious

well I meant to post hear since this was a newer thread but I put mine in the old one. oops.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he can't push himself up. He just pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest

The boogeyman check under his bed every night before he goes to sleep for chuck norris

Chuck norris doesn't hunt, he kills.

*MOVED TO RANDOMNESS FORUM*

Behind Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin, it's another fist.